#DickLies

Was it a good idea to blow marketing resources trying to sell $400, Indiana Jones, leather man purses to the audience of a 40-year-old failed writer selling himself as a "manly man" who cries in front of other men and also thinks being a "cuck" makes you the next Miles Davis?

Probably not.

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